Grib vorg ke halat dekh mera dil bhut roya h ye corona locdown sab itna bhayanak sa raha ki kuchh bola nhi jata h......me bhi inhi halato se gujri hu gribi kya hoti h mene Saha h do vokt ki roji aur bhar pet roti ke liye tarsi hu isliye me apna sapna kisi ke liye nhi chhod skti hu. ...bhut kuchh shne ke bad kuchh bnne ki thani h B's to ab pichhe nhi htungi hm kbhi bhi B's himat sahas h jab tak sans h ass h B's hm roj jiungi roj krungi but pichhe nhi htungi hm B's sab thik ho kha ab B's prem Krna hi asa h B's fekhker hi thund peh jani h B's hm ek se judker santi h bas sach h hm yakin h wafadari h insaniyat h B's hm imandari h lmbi jindgi jine ka sach h sath hm.....ab khun aur oxigen ki kmi nhi hona B's hm ok ghri sanse lo bs hm .....
1)chanda aur bablu....
Bablu bhut hi mast mola type ka ladka h jo B's ghumta firta rahta h aur Chanda uske pados ki aunty h jo bhut hi grib h unki hi tarah hm Bablu ki ma shoot phnti h mele kuchele aur uska bap sarabi h aur Bo do bhai h ek 10 mah ka ek ye 8 sal ka aur bablu ke pent aur shirt bhi mele hi rahte h ab B's Bablu khi se kisi ne dan me tuti si salió de di h use hi chalate rahta h B's aur din bhar dost bnate rahta h ghumta rahta h school sab bnd h lockdown h to bohi mohalle me ghumna shi h yaha. Bablu chanda jo ki uske hi pdosi h jhopdi me hi rahti h uske sath milker khelta h aur Bo chahta h ki Chanda uske sath hi khele ager Bo kisi ke sath khelti h to Bo jln khori krta h aur khel bigad deta h tab chanda usko khti h ki tu mera dost nhi dusman h jo mere khel bigadta h tab Bo khta h jo khelna h mere sath khel ke to kyo nhi khelti h accha tab to tujhe yu hi sataungi nhi khelna ja fir dono naraj hoker Ruth Jate h abhi Bablu khi ghumne gya tabhi khabar ayi h ki Chanda ki muh boli ma ko bimari thi Bo asptal me bhrti thi yaha chanda ke sotele bhai aye h aur Bo chanda ko le jaynge B's itna sunte hi Bo. Soch me pad jata h fir idhar chanda ko bhi ajib sa lag raha h but 7 sal ki Chanda kr bhi kya skti h fir Bo khana bnane ki kosis krti h sigdi me yu to mohalla pure railway satation ke side me h to koyla ki kmi nhi h Sam hote hi sab log koyla ki sigdi sulga dete h fir jab angar ho jate h to usme pura khana pka lete h...fir roj ase hi chalti h mal gujari udhar Bablu daudte daudte ata h aur khta h ki bapu chanda kha h kha gyi h Bo to bapu btata h ki uski muh boli ma h na Bo bimar h to hogi kyo nhi bohich to apni chanda ko marti thi kam krvati thi hm Bo to thik h tu ja khana kha le ..nhi babu me nhi khaunga chanda ko ane do fir khaunga nhi aygi chanda ab Bo chali gyi smjhe hmesa ke liye .....magar idhar chada ko Bo asptal lata h aur uski ma ki mot ho gyi h aur Bo admi use jbrdsti le jata h chanda ko usper yakin nhi h Bo bhag uthti h aur fir Bo use kha dhunde kha dimag lagaye Bo bhi trean ko chhodker kyo kre uske pichhe hati h to jaye pichha chhuta khker nikl leta h idhar Bablu dur kinare me jaker udas betha h tabhi Sam hote hi ghar ata h be ab a gya tu bapu bola hm magar babu chanda ayi h kya ....nhi tu ja ander khana kha le ....nhi khaunga are ja to sahi dekh bhi lena chanda ayi h kya nhi ....tum sach bolo na bapu tu khud hi dekh le na ...ander se awas ati h brtan ke girne ki aur Bo jhakta h to dekhta h ki thali Bo bhi ho wali jisme chanda khati h bdi ghri stil ki jo uski ma uske liye lai thi khi bahar ke tirth mndir se are ye to chanda ki thali h jo isme khana khati h ...aur Bo jese hi ander dekhta h chanda dono ke liye jhana prosti h...dono sath me khate h aur dusre din se side wali jhopdi bhi Bo khud ke jhopdi se mila lete h kyoki ab chanda ki jhopdi Bablu ki ho chuki h kyoki ab Bablu hi chanda sabkuchh krega Bo sachha pyar jo krta h usse.....dono ho 18 aur 19 ke ho gye h vivah ho gya h dono bhut mstee krte h khus h apne jivan me sath me ...end.....
2)asim tai...aur khelan...
Ghar mein subah se ke aangan mein Pani se chalkar khairiyat se jhadu laga raha tha tabhi andar Asim bol padati hai sunte Ho ghar mein shakkar khatm ho gai hai jakar pados ki dukaan se le aao khelan kahta hai abhi main vyast hun bad mein jakar le aaunga aasan chadhte hue to chai bhi bad mein hi milegi khelan Ajeeb musibat hai koi kam khud bhi to kar liya karo Aseem sare kam to mein hi Karti hun tumko thoda bahut kam batati hun usmein hi Tum mujhe is tarah ki baten sunate Ho achcha ji Rahane do abhi mein shakal la deta hun yah log paise shak kar le aao kitni shakal aana hai ek kilo le ho theek hai bus ki dukaan mein khela jata hai bhaiya ek kilo shakkar de dena bhaiya shakkar to mil jayegi lekin dam thode badh chuke hain Kitna dam padega is lockdown mein to hamare jina haram kar diya hai kitnashak
Karke Paisa kamaya tha aaj Ghar baithe Sara Paisa khaya ja Raha hai kya Karen samajh nahin aata hai kam dhandhe sab band ho gaye hain is lock download karo na Jaisi bimari ke chalte hamare janjivan mein itna bada nuksan a gaya hai ki jiska Barfi karna mushkil haifilm Karate hue raste mein kuchh bacche Khel rahe the khilaune uncle kya aap hamare sath khela chahenge kyon nahin pakad Chhotu meri chakkar ki thaili mein khelta hun la kanche de mujhe bar khilne uncle Tum to kanche mein Aaj bhi expert Ho Kanchi to Tum Aaj bhi bahut acche se keh lete ho han beta mein Apne sar mein kahan ustad tha kacche mein mujhe hamesha Jeet hasil hoti thi jaaiye jaaiye abhi yahan scene Thai dekhti Hun ki rasta tumhara chalate hai lead a jata hun aashim yellow shakkar chai bnao jaldi jaldi garam garam chai Pi jaunga tab Mera Dil dimag chalega aur FIR kam sochta Hun kuchh kam milega to Kam per jata hun kya Kam milega tumhen is Bhari dopahari mein police lockdown ke samay mein are seen koi Na koi kam to hoga thoda bahut Paisa aaega to hamara Ghar chalega Tum kyon chinta kar rahi ho main hun na main sab kar lunga cal hi hi Balu Kah Raha tha ki kahin putai ka kam hai putai karne ja sakta hun Ghar baithe bole lagta hai kuchh to Kam Karun kuchh to Paisa aaye kuchh to ghar chale bhukhe Marne se achha hai ki main Raat karke mar jaen Asim yah Lo chai chai Pi Lo main kuchh banaa deti hun khana kha lo aur FIR tiffin band kar deti hun aur FIR Tum chale Jana Apne kam mein main bhi apna kam kar kar Nikal ke liye hun sunna hai ki hun chal leti hun theek hai chale jao badhiya apna kam karo aur sham ko samay per Laut aana aur mask jarur lagana sanitiser jarur karna ok a jao khana do mujhe time ho gaya hai ja raha hun yah log khana kha lo aur beautiful rakh lena aur dost jiske sath bhi dur ja rahe Ho uske sath acche se a vyavhar rakhna aur samay per Laut aana theek hai ll.
3)Amma ji...
..aaj bajar me bhid bhut h amma roj ki hi tarah apne ghar se time per nikl ker jari hoti h are amma kha jati h bata to khi nhi chhabilan me to bajar jati hu na achha to bajar me kya Dukan jmari h hm yahi smjh lo achha ja to ja kitne mil jate h yahi koi 50/60rupye roji bethe bethe kya kru yaha pet ko bhi to lagta h tan ko phnne ko bhi sahi bolti h amma h mere layak koi kam ho to jarur btana me bhi kr lungi jrur ab dekho bhai kam to kam h amma kya krti h kise pta h magr jati to roj time per hi h ab hme kya jankari kbhi jaye sath bajar to dekhe hm sahi boli .....yu hi time per ati raho amma apka kam sahi h ye lo aj 5 dusale h bdhiya se inko turpai dalo design bna do hm beti tum B's silne ka kam kiya kro hm aaoo bethe..aur bhri bajar me Krna bhi kya h ab dono aone kam me lag jate ye h dusala silne wali trailer aur amma uske dusale me sui se design bnayi h ase lgta h mano dusala me fesion ho gya ho B's fir kya h roj 5/6dusale ho jate h dhire dhire ek dusala ka 10 rupey milta h B's ho gya roji ka kam fir hfte ki hfte roji mil jati h gujara chal jata h kya Krna ghar gadi bngla pese B's jivan jina imp h dhan jodna nhi B's yahi vichar krte amma khub ji bhar ker jivan jiti h ek din....bajar me chhabilan aur uske beti jati h tabhi chhabilan ne bhi dusala silane ke liye kapda khrida h aur Bo usi taitler ke pass gyi h dalne bol tailrni kitne legi dam bas didi 80 rupey de dena are bdi mhngai ho gyi h teri to itne ja to kapda nhhi aya h hm didi kya kru mujhe bhi to sab chalana padta h hm thik h sahi se bol 60 dungi chalo lao de dena hm thubd bhut pdti h dusala odhu to BCH jaungi hm ...uski beti Muniya ammma ko dekhte hi ma dekh amma kya kr rahi h boha bethe are hm amma th yaha hm ye dekh kam puchhti thi yahi krti hu dusala bdhiya ghumaudar Astin ka h usme amma dur dur Astin ko jodte huye tipai krti h jisse dusala sunder design ka dikha deta h B's aur kya Krna h isliye dilaya gya dusala ki silay bhi tgdi h wah amma tune btaya nhi yaha abe h mere lite bhi ho koi kam to bataiyo hm.....aur itna khke Bo nikl lete h amma khti h yahi kpda sahi rahve h dusala ke liye sahi kapda li h kambal ki tarah .....end
4)reshma tailer....
Aur sunao hal kesa h reshma thi h mamu jan achha khi koi problm to nhi h nhi h mamu aur sahid miya kha gye h apko to pta hi h jab se ammijan gujri h unko hos hi nhi rahta h achha magr beti tumko use sudharna to hog ahi nhi to itni lambi umr kese karogi .....god me do do bche h inka pet kese bhrogi hm...sahi bolte ho mamu jan aap kuchh to krna hi hoga beti ek tarkib h kyo nhi tu mere yaha per blause silne ka kam kre bchhe bhi khelte rahe tu apna bhi kam kre taki teri roji roti pke hm aur sahid ka kya h jo kmata h huye me sarab me uda deta h tera pet palne ko bol raha taki in masoom bchho ko do bokt ka khana naseeb ho sahi bolte ho mamu jan me kal se hi Ari hu ....ye le beti dekh ase chalate h silai machin aur ye raha dhaga use ase dalte h fir paydan ko hilaye h hm mamu jan bhut hi saral h ye to are are silai kha bhag gyi sidha silna hota h bokt lagega per a jYga ye le sui aur turpai kr de astino me aur in tin blause me button laga de hm mamu jan abhi.....
5)girja didi aur bachhe-
-didi ke bchhe ajj subha se tyar ho gye dono hi bhut khus mizaz ke h aur dono ko hi ek dusre ki tang khichne me bhut maza ata h aur dono hi ab hm umr h girja bhut kam kmsne wali h aur gribi je galto se uper uthne wali mhila h to uske pti bhi bhut kmate h sath rahna bhut kam ho pata h kyoki Bo bhar side jate h bohi ab kabhi kabhi aye h to bchho ke liye bhut kuchh khane ka saman late h bohi girja ek ek rupey sambhal kr rakhti h magr ye kya bchho ke liye to ye aaj bhut dildar huye ja rahi h aj unko Bo cinema le ja rahi h bhut hi bdhiya h ab dekho to sath hi pdos ki vimla aur sarda do ladkiya bhi ja rahi h raste me ye log gend khelte khelte jate h fir cinema ghar phuchte hi sab sant hoker film dekhne lag jate h last me girja ka bda beta kuchh bol fek deta h tab sab usko chhilate h tab girja bhi bhut jyada bhk ker chilane lagti h kyoki ab Bo. Bp ki mrij h tabhi gard boha ati h aur bolti h ki medam ap nikl jaye tab vimla khti h medam ji bo usko Bo h to ase hi tej awas nikal jati h tab sarda aur vimla usko khti h ki jor jor se ghri sanse lo sab thik ho jyga ..... samjhati h fir tab jaker ke Bo chup hoti h fir sab bhar niklte h tab bo dono bchho ki khabar leti h B's .....ab nhi laungi cinema tu log kayak hi nhi ho ...part end.....inka pahnava aam insano ki tarah h bchho ne shirt pent aur mhilao ne shoot phnna h thik thak hi h....
6) masterni ....
Master ne kuchh nahin Neha didi bus Apne roj ke kam nipta kar baithi hun ab soch rahi hun kuchh silai kar lun are master ne is halat mein bhi tujhe kuch karna hai are tujhe to aaram karne ki jarurat hai tera sawan Mahina chal raha hai aur tu hi bade rahti hai kitna kam karegi tu kya karun Neha didi man hi nahin lagta hai aise halat mein to aur bhi dar lagta hai ki agar kahin chupchap baithe hi to aur man mein man mein koi chamkana bhar jaaye uska main bust rahti hun to man Laga rahata hai achcha yah baat hai isliye to silai vah karte rahti hai lekin inthala to mein tujhe bitha apna khayal rakhna chahie Aisa nahin hai didi khyal to main rakh rahi hun aur bata Dinesh kab aaya tha pichle mahine aaye the Shahar seva yahan FIR kuchh din ke liye kam jyada badh gaya to are nahin sake aur lockdown lag Gaya to bich mein bus bhi band ho gai to unko aane ka time hi nahin mila achcha abhi Teri khayal rakhne ke liye to koi to chahie hai Bus didi lockdown khul jayega to vah jarur jaenge aur meri Amma bhi aane wali Hain ham ab tujhe jyada tension lene ki jarurat nahi hai Tera sab kuchh achcha ho jaega pass hi ke aspataal mein Janna Rahane dar dar mat batana hai didi soch Liya hai ki pass hi ke aspataal mein jakar railgadi kar aaungi private aspataalon ki to fir vaise hi dubli ho gai hai aur sarkari hospital mein korona ke marij jitne Hain ki man hi nahin lagta hai jaane ka
Achcha to main chalti hun nahin didi baitho mein chai banaa kar leti hun chai Pina FIR Jana tu bhi Na har bar Bus chai banane ki hi piche padi rahti hai chai pilane ke bad Hema aunty hai kya karun didi mere Ghar mein bhi koi nahin hai jisse main do baten kar sakun Tum aati ho to Mera man halka lagta hai mujhe achcha lagta hai Aisa lagta hai koi to hai Jo meri fikar kar raha hai aisa nahin hai main Teri fikar Na Karo aisi koi wajah bhi nahin hai to tu janti hi hai jabse tu yahan Bihar ke I hai tab se hamari dosti ko jyada hi gaye rahi hai chala jaati hoon ghar mein mera beta ghar mein padhaai kar raha tha usko bhi khana dena hai nahin to vah bhi e bolega kahan Chali jaati hai meri man Kam ke time per DD aate rahana mujhe achcha Laga thodi der bad Dinesh ka call hello kya kar rahi ho master mein Ji kuchh nahin aap kab aaoge mujhe achcha nahin lag Raha tha main soch rahi thi ki Tum aa jate to main tumse baat kar li thi aur ham donon kuchh der Shanti se jivan jite kyon Aisa kyon bol rahi ho kya problem ho gai hai kya dard taklif ho rahi hai nahin mujhe achcha nahin lag raha hai mujhe akelapan mahsus ho raha hai achcha theek hai main lockdown khul hi Bus pakad ke a jaunga fir bhi nahin jaunga do din mahine tumhara sab khayal rakhunga Amma ko bhi le aaunga theek hai aate aate hamma se milkar humko bhi lekar aana kyunki ab mujhse Kam nahin hota hai mujhe bahut Bor sa lagta hai ab vahi karenge haan theek hai main le aaunga tum abhi apna Kam dekho jyada tension mat lena aur jawab to band hai tu tumhari master niji lockdown ki vajah se to Abhi rest karo aur aaram se apne bacche ka khyal rakho do mahine bad aap Khushi Khushi Apne aage kam dekh lena theek kah rahe ho aap abhi main rakhti hun han theek hai vaise gaon mein light ka problem to nahin ho raha nahin gaon mein thodi bol light to ja Rahi thi Magar abhi Mausam Pani theek hai to light nahin gai.....
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